The Late Show with Stephen Colbert sent the only political correspondent courageous enough to ask the tough questions down to Texas to cover the toss-up Senate race between incumbent GOP sweaty narc Ted Cruz against Democratic challenger and The Clash fan Beto O'Rourke.
The Texas senate race between Democrat Beto O'Rourke and incumbent sea cucumber Ted Cruz is one of the most anticipated face-offs in the midterm elections. "What's Ted Cruz have that you don't have, besides the ability to regenerate his tail?"
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog hit the campaign trail in Texas, where the puppet traded barbs with both Republican Sen.
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He thanked the Chinese president, government and the people of China for their warm sentiments towards Pakistan . "CPEC in 2013 was just an idea".
Read the full report at Dallas News. His statewide campaign galvanized voters in every Texas district, and he may well be credited with pulling a few Democratic representatives to victory. Without giving them all away, here are the seven sickest burns Triumph lands on Ted Cruz. A CBP spokesman said today's activities are "operational readiness exercises" related to preparing for the caravan, which is still hundreds of miles south of the border. He first stops at a rally for Beto O'Rourke, where he jokes that all the supporters share the same Netflix account. "Donald Trump for insulting his wife or that mongoose for eating his offspring". After some playful back-and-forth ribbing, Triumph turned his attention to Beto's opponent.
The tightness of the race meant Cruz had to lean on his former political rival - President Trump, whom he competed against in the 2016 Republican presidential primary.
Then, finally, after years of waiting, Triumph finally came face-to-face with Cruz at a Republican rally.
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The singer joins a number of other celebrities - including fellow Houston native Travis Scott - who have voiced support for the candidate.
Shot back Triumph, "I support spaying and neutering, just like Trump did to you". "Just like Trump did to you".
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